Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
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