I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
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