You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
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