fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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