The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
im as drunk as the barefoot contessa. GET TO MY LEVEL
dude. stop pregaming the food network.
false alarm. still invincible.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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