Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
He just randomly started talking about Haiti and Conan O'Brien and his grandpa's hip replacement operation. It was the worst phone sex I've ever had.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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