Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
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