I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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