i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
How do I un-spend everything I bought last night? Seriously...was a penis shaped piñata and enough tequila to fill my bathtub really that necessary?
At least you can say you've literally dumped money down the drain
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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