your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
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