"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
I don't deserve a penis
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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