What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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