Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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