He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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