hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
You ate ashes out of my bong
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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