I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
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