you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
I supernannyed him into submission
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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