You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
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