The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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