Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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