Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
You don't make any sense
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