margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
The feeling are messing with the penis
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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