She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
She bit a glass in half.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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