that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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