you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
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