he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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