It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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