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Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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