my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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