Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
This is classic penis vs brain.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
this hospital has no fireball
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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