i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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