Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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