There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
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