I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
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