Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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