what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
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