Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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