I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
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