He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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