A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
tell your sister to shave her snatch
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
