I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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