I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
we can add 'stealing hydrangeas from the sign in front of the credit union because we're too poor to have all of the flower arrangements professionally done' to my list of maybe-felonies
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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