Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
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