they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Your mouth is God's brothel.
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
