It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
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