It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
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