matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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