We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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