windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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