so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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