she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
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