yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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