ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
Randomize
