In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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