I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
We need to feng shui this bitch.
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