benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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