He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
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