maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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